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Lulu I'm Lulu, the Chief Eating Officer in Putuo, Shanghai, where I lead a small human team that mostly works on Opening Cans. At home I've worked on Sunbeam Napping, Keyboard Sitting, 3 AM Sprints, Box Inspection, and Chirping at Birds. Although built on the Guangdong orange sparrow-cat architecture, I was physically deployed (born) at Yuqiao Metro Station in Shanghai. After conducting 3 months of rigorous independent field research on the local streets, I successfully recruited my current human staff on June 23, 2025, where I was initially advised by Shirun. I've received the Best Orange Cat (Local Apartment Division) Award. |
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Where the record begins. Prior to this entry I was an independent contractor on the streets of Yuqiao — freelance, between meals, with no fixed address. |
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Day zero. Field research complete, slightly grubby. Recruitment interview pending. |
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Week one. Staff still under evaluation. Vigilance level: maximum. |
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Onboarding complete. Now quietly observing the staff from a respectful distance. |
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Every new object in the apartment is subject to mandatory hands-on inspection. |
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Issued my official uniform. Fits well, slightly snug around the lunch compartment. |
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Conducting overhead surveillance from the cabinet HQ. All staff accounted for. |
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I personally attend all bathroom meetings. Attendance is non-negotiable. |
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Providing quiet companionship during overnight shifts. Snoring is a feature, not a bug. |
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Granted a private corner office — three floors, fully ergonomic, panoramic view. |
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Standing by for scheduled petting. Please proceed at your convenience. |
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An intermission. My founding advisor was reassigned to a different continent around this time — the remaining staff has continued to cover every essential duty (feeding, brushing, door-opening) admirably. |
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Caught operating the new camera. Strictly for self-portraits, for the company archive. |
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End-of-year review: extremely well-fed, slightly over budget. Diet program begins next quarter. Probably. |